1. stinkmits:

    the assassination of Julius Caesar  

    (via thefinespine)

     
  2. callmeoutis:

    i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

    (Source: iraffiruse, via papermachecreation)

     
  3.  

    1. normal person: sings lyrics
    2. me: sings lyrics
    3. : sings backup vocals
    4. : sings guitar riffs
    5. : air-drums entire song
    6. : headbangs
     
  4. (Source: fatsmeow, via earlofslander)

     
  5. (Source: nosdrinker, via nysidam)

     

  6. georgehottieson:

    when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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    (via thefuuuucomics)

     

  7. xladyfoxx:

    donutsornonuts:

    We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

    this made me laugh way too hard
     
  8. dontdefendpopcorn:

    martial-arts-addict:

    [x]

    Thank you for breaking my god damn heart you bastard

    (via fuckmestupid)

     

  9. hocotate-civ:

    "People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

    "People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

    "People your age shouldn’t be…"

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    (via btmfdr-)

     
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  12. saulgoodman:

    "the two best hitmen west of the mississippi"

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    (via lindseybluth)

     
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  14. supersmashkev:

    this is on a level that i cannot reach

    (Source: ridge, via iignite-your-boness)